twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
kill-natalie: surimistick: i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said: “you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions” and i was like woah thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
hints-of-sarcasm: There needs to be a phrase for, “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better,” instead of just saying, “It’s okay,” all the time.
If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it...– Osho (via realvibe)
They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But...– Tommaso Ferraris (via thelanalovee)
hilarydank: If you think I am cute you can’t think anyone else is cute sorry I don’t make the rules
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
It's scary to find someone that makes you happy,
You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that...
gorilllas: GROWING UP IS REALIZING: YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YES!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE THINGS IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM!! AND YOU CERTAINLY DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT!!
aeslehchelsea: She once asked me the name of my favourite poet and I replied God She laughed and played along and asked me which one of his works was my absolute favourite I said it was the one where he wrote her into existence
When will I learn to just keep my mouth shut?
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
Let it go.
It’s painful to say goodbye to someone you don’t want to let go, but it’s more...– Unknown (via incenses)
When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...– Joss Whedon (via fawun)
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless Billy in a nutshell
VI. He never broke my heart. He only turned it into a compass that always points...– Clementine von Radics, In Defense of Loving Him (after Megan Falley)
Anonymous asked: What's wrong?
goldenspine: i’m jealous of your pillows and of your sheets i want to hear the sound of your heartbeat
It comes in waves, and I am left sinking.
When your heart is heavy, everything else drags along with it.
overlystephie: blckppl: i can’t fucking breathe if you like laughing watch this holy fuck Just watch it! ahh so funny